BUFFY: C'mon, Stephan, rise and shine. Some of us have a ton of trig homework waiting.

ANGEL: Hey. Is this a bad time?

BUFFY: Are you crazy? You don't just sneak up on people in a graveyard. You make noise when you walk. You stomp or... yodel.

ANGEL: I heard you were on the hunt.

BUFFY: I'm supposed to be, but... lazy bones here doesn't wanna come out and play.

ANGEL: When you first wake up it's a little disorienting. He'll show.

BUFFY: It's weird to think of you going through that.

ANGEL: It's weird to go through. So, uh, you're here alone?

BUFFY: Yeah! Why?

ANGEL: I just thought you'd have somebody with you. Xander or someone.

BUFFY: Xander.

ANGEL: Or someone.

BUFFY: Nope. Why? Are you jealous?

ANGEL: Of Xander? Please. He's just a kid.

BUFFY: Is it 'cause I danced with him?

ANGEL: 'Danced with' is a pretty loose term. 'Mated with' might be a little closer.

BUFFY: Don't you think you're being a little unfair? It was one little dance, which I only did to make you crazy, by the way. Behold my success.

ANGEL: I am *not* jealous.

BUFFY: You're not jealous? What, vampires don't get jealous?

(Stephan has come out of the ground, and looks at them from behind his gravestone)

ANGEL: See? Whenever we fight you always bring up the vampire thing.

BUFFY: Well, I didn't come here to fight.

(The vampire lunges at her and knocks her into Angel.)

BUFFY: Oh, right, I did. (fight) Where's my stake? I-I know I had a stake!

ANGEL: I didn't see a stake!

(more fighting, Buffy stakes him)

BUFFY: What do you mean he's just a kid? Does that mean I'm just a kid, too?

ANGEL: Look, obviously I made a mistake coming here tonight.

BUFFY: Oh, no you don't. You can't just turn and walk away from me like that. It takes more than that to get rid of me.

(She falls into an open grave with an open and empty coffin at the bottom.)

BUFFY: Oof! Uhhh...

• Buffy & Angel

written by: Ty King; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/14assembly.html