ANYA: See ... this seating chart makes no sense. We have to do it again. We can't do it again. You do it.

XANDER: The seating chart's fine. Let's get back to the table arrangements. I'm starting to have dreams of gardenia bouquets. I am so glad my manly coworkers didn't just hear me say that.

ANYA: Will you stop wolfing down those chips? One more bag and you'll pop right out of your cummerbund. You're not even hungry, you're just nervous.

XANDER: Yeah! Wedding, one week! We have friends, family, demons flying in, a to-do list getting no shorter, and do NOT- -take my chips.

DAWN: Hey guys! How's the soon-to-be-newlyweds? Nervous?

ANYA/XANDER: No!

DAWN: (dubious) Okay. I'll just be over here then.

• Xander & Anya

written by: Douglas Petrie; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me. . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/115asyouwere.html