XANDER: We're feeding an army!

ANYA: No, they couldn't make it.

XANDER: (to Buffy) So, who's coming, you invite anyone else?

BUFFY: Just you guys. Willow, Tara. The gang. Oh, and Sophie from work. (off their looks) What? Like I'm one of those losers who can't make friends outside her tight little circle? No. I'm friendly. We bonded instantly. Peas in a pod. Bonded peas.

ANYA: Really? Um, what's Sophie's last name?

BUFFY: (pouting) Okay, shut up.

XANDER: Don't worry about it, we're all over the new friend thing.

BUFFY: What ... new friend thing?

ANYA: (smiling) Well, well ... we invited someone for you. (whispers) A guy.

DAWN: (entering) For Buffy? Really? (smiling)

XANDER: Ahh, don't worry, it's not a setup.

ANYA: Right. No. Just an attractive single man, with whom we hope you find much in common. And if you happen to form-

XANDER: Ahn-

ANYA: -a romantic relationship leading to babies-

XANDER: Ahn-

ANYA: -and many double dates with us so we have someone else to talk to, yay!

BUFFY: I assume this was an act of kindness? That'll help with the not throttling.

XANDER: Hey, I'm just gonna get this stuff out there, people should be here soon.

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written by: Drew Z. Greenberg; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/114older.html