WILLOW: What's happening?

BUFFY: I don't know, but it's happening to a whole lot of grownups.

WILLOW: They're acting like a bunch...

BUFFY: They're acting like a bunch of us.

WILLOW: (confused) I don't act like this. (...)

BUFFY: Something's definitely changing them.

WILLOW: A spell?

OZ: They're teenagers. It's a sobering mirror to look into, huh?

SNYDER: (to Oz) You've got great hair.

(old men start singing Louie Louie up on stage)

WILLOW: It just gets more upsetting.

BUFFY: No vampire has ever been (points at the stage) *that* scary.

Patron: Fight!

SNYDER: Fight!

BUFFY: We've gotta figure out what's going on. This has Hellmouth fingerprints all over it.

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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