CORDELIA: So, did you guys fight any demons this summer?

WILLOW: Uh, yes! Our own personal demons.

XANDER: Uh, such as, as, as lust and, uh, thrift!

BUFFY: I would have to go with Stooges also.

CORDELIA: What are you guys talking about? I'm talking about big squiggly demons that came from the ground? Remember? Prom night? With all the vampires.

BUFFY: Cordelia, your mouth is open and sound is coming from it. This is never good.

XANDER: No. (takes Cordelia aside) It's, see, we can't mention that stuff in front of other people, Buffy being the Slayer and all.

WILLOW: You haven't been talking about our little adventure all summer, have you?

CORDELIA: Are you nuts? Do you think I would tell people that I spent the whole evening with you? Besides, it was all so creepy. That Master guy? And all the screaming? I don't even like to think about it. (to Buffy) So your secret's safe with me.

BUFFY: Well, that works out great. You won't tell anyone that I'm the Slayer, and I won't tell anyone you're a moron. (leaves)

XANDER: Now, that was a good insult.

WILLOW: A little too good.

CORDELIA: What's up with her?

• Cordelia & Buffy
• Cordelia & Scoobiage

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/13whenshe.html