KID: Excuse me, Sir, could you buy me some beer? I left my I.D at home and I can’t... (Man ignores him and enters the store) Wipe. (a woman approaches) Ma’am, ma’am, could you possibly pick me up some beer? It’s for my mother, she needs... (to Penn) Hey dude, are you old enough to buy beer?

(...)

KID: Are you sure about this, man? I don’t think there's any discount liquor store over here.

PENN: You know you remind me of a brother I once had.

KID: Yeah, whatever. I think we’re going nowhere here.

PENN: Good point.

(bites him)

OFFICER: You! Right there, hold it!

(Penn flees)

written by: Tim Minear; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and double-checked by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season1/transcripts/11_tran.shtml