GUY: Hey, Dylan, your cousin is here.

DYLAN: Which one? There is about a zillion of them.

GUY: I think he said his name is Billy.

DYLAN: Billy? Not possible. Billy's...

BILLY: Hi, Dylan.

DYLAN: Billy.

BILLY: I didn't know you were having a party.

DYLAN: Billy (swallows) I-I thought we agreed that you weren't going to come around here anymore after that last thing.

(Billy is watching the couple kissing on the couch.)

BILLY: I think we should talk to them about appropriate public behavior. - Do you want to? Or should I?

(... later ...)

ANGEL: I'm looking for Billy Blim?

DYLAN: Are you a friend of his or what?

ANGEL: Friend? To be honest I'm looking to kill the bastard.

DYLAN: Oh. Come on in.

ANGEL: Is he here?

DYLAN: No. He came and went.

ANGEL: And everyone's okay? Frankly I was expecting blood - carnage, you know - bad things.

DYLAN: You gotta know the rules around Billy. Everyone in the family knows the rules. You never leave him alone with your girlfriend, keep him away from your pets and don't *ever* let him touch you. Like, if he wants money you gotta leave it on the table and back away.

ANGEL: Is that why he was here?

DYLAN: Yeah, he said he needed some - fun money. I just wanted to get rid of him.

ANGEL: So can you explain something to me? - How come you invited me in after I told you I wanted to kill your cousin?

DYLAN: You're Angel, right?

ANGEL: Did Billy mention me?

DYLAN: No, no. There was a chick here. She was cute, brunette. Well, she said that a melodramatic guy named Angel would eventually show up.

ANGEL: Cordelia... - thinks I'm melodramatic?

DYLAN: Well, you did say that you were gonna kill my cousin.

ANGEL: That's not melodrama, melodrama (Grabs Dylan by the shirt front) She was here?!

DYLAN: So you're saying that melodrama is exaggerated emo...

ANGEL: This isn't a demo, this is real! Where did you send her?

DYLAN: Santa Monica. My family has a plane there. Billy said he wanted to fly some place. I don't know where. Vancouver, Tahiti, he didn't say. Hopefully far away.

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written by: Tim Minear & Jeffrey Bell; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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