(After a long drive in a limo, Angel arrives for some window-peaking, watching Connor and his new family at dinner)

CONNOR: You just opened up a whole bottle for yourself, didn't you? (laughter)

DAD: I'm just saying, you know, you've got your pick. Any college you want to.

CONNOR: It's really not a big deal.

MOM: Top tenth percentile is a big deal.

AUNT: Are you and Tracy gonna try and go to the same college?

DAD: Oh, bad idea.

CONNOR: We haven't really talked about it.

DAD: No, I love Tracy. I'm just saying it's a bad way to go.

SISTER: Tracy's a vegan.

MOM: So? At least she doesn't live on pop tarts.

CONNOR: You know, maybe I'll go to school overseas, like Russia. Is there anything further away than Russia?

MOM: Don't you even joke about it.

DAD: I feel a toast coming on.

CONNOR: Gee, big surprise.

MOM: There he goes.

DAD: To the top tenth percentile— (holds up his glass)

CONNOR: OK, whoa, whoa. Enough. That's all I had to hear. Since it's my special day and I'm all brilliant and everything and I'm forced to spend at least a few more months with you freaks...

AUNT: (gasps, feigning shock) How mean!

CONNOR: Uh, heh heh, I get to make the toast, OK? To family. (clinks glass with dad)

(Angel watches from outside, smiles, then walks away.)

SISTER: I think I should get wine for the toast.

CONNOR: No, really? Well, I wasn't talking about *this* family. I made that clear, right?

(laughter from the family)

SISTER: I'm not gonna tell you. (more laughter)

• Angel & Connor

written by: Tim Minear; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me. . Full transcript at:
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