JOYCE: There, you look better already.

BUFFY: Thanks mom.

JOYCE: (hurrying out) I'm uh, I'm just going to get you another pillow.

BUFFY: I really don't need one.

JOYCE: (heading out again) But you need another blanket.

BUFFY: Uh, mom, I'm fine.

JOYCE: How about, some soup? Chicken and stars.

BUFFY: Mom, please, just come sit with me.

JOYCE I've uh, I've got laundry.

BUFFY: Why are you...? (she bolts up in bed) You had sex with Giles?!

JOYCE: (gasps)

BUFFY: YOU HAD SEX WITH GILES?!

JOYCE: (turns to hurry out of the room) It was the candy! We were teenagers!

BUFFY: On the hood of a police car?!?

JOYCE: (stops just outside the room looking back) I'll be downstairs. You feel better. (she hurries away)

BUFFY: (calling after her) TWICE!!!!

• Buffy & her mom
• Funnies
• Joyce & Giles

written by: Jane Espenson; . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/52earshot.html