BUFFY: So you have girl troubles. They're not talking to you, you're not gettin' dates ... you start thinking, "hey, this isn't fair."

WARREN: Yeah, I mean, I felt like I deserved to have someone. You know, I mean, everyone deserves to have someone.

BUFFY: So naturally you turned to manufacturing.

WARREN: Kinda.

BUFFY: And how long did it take to build yourself that little toy?

WARREN: Oh, no, she's not a toy. I mean, I know what you're thinking, but she's more than that.

BUFFY: I'm sure she has many exciting labor-saving attachments.

WARREN: No, I made her to love me. I mean, she cares about what I care about, and she wants to be with me. She listens to me and supports me. I didn't make a toy. I made a girlfriend.

BUFFY: A girlfriend. Are you saying ... are you in love with her?

WARREN: I really thought I would be. I mean, she's perfect. I don't know, I ... I guess it was too easy. And predictable.

WARREN: You know, she got boring. She was exactly what I wanted, and I didn't want her. I thought I was going crazy.

BUFFY: Really? You?

WARREN: Then something happened. Katrina was in my engineering seminar, and she was really funny and cool. You know, she was always givin' me a hard time, real ... unpredictable. She builds these little model monorails that run with magnets, and ... Anyway. (shrugs) I fell in love with Katrina.

BUFFY: Swell. Romance and magnetic trains. But first you decided to take April out of the box... play with her for five minutes, and then what? You got bored, decided to dump her, tell her to go away?

WARREN: Kinda.

BUFFY: And she got mad. She didn't go, huh?

WARREN: Okay, I didn't really dump her, as much as I, uh, went out, and, uh, didn't come back. I left her, I ... left her in my dorm room .

BUFFY: (angry) You left her in your dorm room?!

WARREN: Well, I figured I could just kinda get away until her batteries gave out. Which should have been days ago.

BUFFY: Did you even tell her? I mean, did you even give her a chance to fix what was wrong?

WARREN: I didn't need to fix anything. I mean, her batteries were supposed to run down. Really, they should be completely dead by now.

BUFFY: So why aren't they?

WARREN: I don't, I don't know. I mean, maybe ... uh, she must be recharging them somehow.

BUFFY: Warren, this is important. Is she dangerous?

WARREN: She's only programmed to be in love.

BUFFY: Then she's dangerous. Do you have any idea how to find her?

WARREN: Well, she's looking for me, so my guess is she's probably pretty close.

written by: Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/93iwasmadetoloveyou.html