(Angel wakes up, realizes he's trapped in Marcus' body. He sneaks past the reception desk to get to a phone)

CORDELIA: (on the answering machine) You've reached the offices of Angel Investigations. Please leave a message after the tone.

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: Cordelia? Are you there? Pick up!

MARCUS-IN-ANGEL: Hey, Angel. How's my head? Hope you put some ice on it. Sweet deal you've got going on here, pal. Love the hotel. And Cordelia - whoh! That's how I spell w-o-m-a-n!

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: Where is she?

MARCUS-IN-ANGEL: You don't have to worry about anything except eating some nice soft foods and staying out of Ryan's way.

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: Ryan?

(An orderly takes the phone from Angel-In-Marcus.)

RYAN: You wouldn't think that we just talked about this! (Hangs up the phone) There go your phone privileges for the rest of the month. You know you're not supposed to be out of your room at this hour.

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: I was stretching my legs.

RYAN: (covering his name badge) Who am I?

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: You're Ryan.

RYAN: At least you're not having an episode. My advice, Marcus: if you start thinking you're a twenty-four year old stud, or a famous skateboarder, keep it to yourself. Unless you *wanna* wake up in iso and restraints again. Copy?

ANGEL-IN-MARCUS: I know who *I* am.

RYAN: Then let's get *you* back to beddy-bye.

written by: Scott Murphy; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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