XANDER: Anya. What are you doing with him?

ANYA: (angry) We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex.

XANDER: You're overreacting. We had a fight. But see, it's okay. It's normal.

ANYA: Yes. The normal part of the ending a relationship right before the vengeance begins.

XANDER: Right. No! Vengeance?

ANYA: Relax, I'm not gonna do it. I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis. And now I don't even have that! So I get to say when it's done. And it's done.

XANDER: Okay, you know what? You don't deserve to be the one to walk away from this. I've put up with a hell of a lot from you ... much of that in the last minute ... and if anyone gets to be the one to leave, it's me.

ANYA: (incredulously) You're leaving *me*?

XANDER: Yes. I am.

ANYA: Where are you going?

XANDER: To enjoy the party. (Walks away)

ANYA: (yells as she pushes through the crowd, moving away from him) Well then, then I'm staying too, to, to show you how much I'm not bothered by you having fun! Because I'll be having more fun!

XANDER: (yells across the room) I'm having fun already!

ANYA: (yells) Me too! (Unhappy face) Woo hoo! (Turns and stalks off)

• Xander & Anya

written by: Tracey Forbes; Transcript by joan the english chick (pisces@englishchick.com). Full transcript at:
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