(Angel walks through the sub, till he comes across Spike in a german coat complete with swastica arm band. Spike is surprised, then pleased to see Angel)

SPIKE: Angelus. They'll let anyone in here.

(... cut to commercial and back...)

SPIKE: Of all the bloody faces I expected to see down here.

ANGEL: You're a Nazi.

SPIKE: What? Oh. No. I just ate one. So... they got you, too, eh? Phew. Mmm. Nabbed me in Madrid. Sneaky bastards, the S.S. Don't ever go to a free virgin blood party. Turns out it's probably a trap.

ANGEL: You were captured at a free virgin blood party?

SPIKE: I know. Who'd have thought? One minute, I'm asking a fella why all the virgins look like Goebbels. Next minute, I'm stuck in a box on this cursed ship. I feel better knowing they got you, too, though I can't say I'm surprised. From our company, it looks like they're rounding up the baddest of the bad.

ANGEL: Ah. You're gonna have to introduce me.

SPIKE: Of course, but I gotta warn you, uh, they're a little bit stiff.

(Spike opens the hatch to the next compartment, where the 2 vamps await)

SPIKE: Oh. Angelus... this is Nostroyev and the Prince of Lies. Nostroyev, Prince of Lies, this is Angelus. *The* Angelus.

NOSTROYEV: Angelus. Used to be quite the terror back in the day. Haven't heard much of you lately, though.

ANGEL: Haven't heard much of you, ever.

NOSTROYEV: (offended) Nostroyev! Scourge of Siberia and Butcher of Alexander Palace.

ANGEL: Sorry.

NOSTROYEV: (petulantly) I was Rasputin's lover!

SPIKE: Uh, look, I broke these 2 out just shortly after I got free. Didn't know you were back there. Would've come for you as well. Suppose we had our hands full with the sailors, didn't we?

PRINCE OF LIES: (laughing creepily) Ehh...

ANGEL: Anybody still alive back here?

SPIKE: Nah. We just finished off the last of them. What about back there? Save us anything?

ANGEL: Couple men left in the torpedo room.

SPIKE: Well, what are we waiting for?

(smiles, looks at the others, starts to walk out)

ANGEL: No.

SPIKE: What?

ANGEL: We're not killing any more humans. Well, not right now.

SPIKE: Why the hell not?

ANGEL: Because in case you haven't noticed, Spike, we're trapped at the bottom of the ocean.

SPIKE: Yeah. So?

PRINCE OF LIES: (a tad fearful) We're underwater?

ANGEL: So, unless you know how to operate one of these things, we're gonna need their help.

SPIKE: Oh, come on! How hard can it be?

(he starts messing with controls)

SPIKE: Forward, back, up, down.

(an alarm starts to sound)

(The Prince of Lies holds his hands to his hears and hisses. Angel goes to the levers to undo whatever Spike has done, stopping the alarm.)

NOSTROYEV: Tell you what... we'll leave one alive to work the boat... and eat the rest.

ANGEL: Nope.

SPIKE: (to Nostroyev) Uh, yeah, probably should warn you. He likes to pretend he's the boss.

NOSTROYEV: You may have made a name for yourself muscling around weaker vampires...

SPIKE: (offended)Hang on!

NOSTROYEV: But I am Nostroyev. I will tear you open and play Coachman, Spare Your Horses on the lute of your entrails. Get out of my way.

(Angel steps back, seems to back down, then bursts into action, staking Nostroyev with the wooden handle of the ax he was carrying)

ANGEL: We don't kill the humans 'til we reach land. Is that clear?

SPIKE: (rueful) Heil Hitler.

• Angel & Spike
• Funnies
• historical flash backs

written by: Steven S. DeKnight & Drew Goddard; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x13_tran.php