BUFFY: So? what do you guys want to do tomorrow?

WILLOW: Nothing strenuous.

XANDER: Well, mini-golf is always the first thing that comes to mind.

GILES: I think we can do better than that.

BUFFY: I was thinking about shopping? as per usual.

WILLOW: There?s an Agnes B in the new mall!

XANDER: Good. I could use a few items.

GILES: Aren?t we going to discuss this? Save the world and go to the mall?

BUFFY: I?m having a wicked shoe craving.

XANDER: Aren?t you on the patch?

WILLOW: Those never work.

GILES: And here I am, invisible to the eye, not having any say?

(Xander, Buffy and Willow start to head off down the hall.)

XANDER: See, I need a new look. It?s this whole eye patch thing.

BUFFY: Oh! You could go with the full black secret agent look.

WILLOW: Or the puffy shirt, pirate-slash-poet feel. Sensitive yet manly?

XANDER: Now you?re getting a little renaissance fair on me.

BUFFY: It?s a fine line.

GILES: (to himself) The earth is definitely doomed.

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written by: Joss Whedon; original transcript by Buffy vs Angel. Edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://ww3.buffy-vs-angel.com/buffy_tran_144.shtml