ANYA: Hi.

XANDER: Hey.

ANYA: So, I was wondering, maybe if you were free this weekend, maybe we could do some entertaining thing.

XANDER: Would that be along the lines of you telling me about all the men you destroyed back in your demon days? Cause pencil me in.

ANYA: Well, we could do something else you like. We could watch sports of some kind.

XANDER: Uh, I don't know.

ANYA: Men like sports. I'm sure of it.

XANDER: Yes. Men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs and that's all you've learned?

ANYA: I'm trying, okay? You don't need to take my head off.

XANDER: I'm sorry. Look, I don't even know if I'm going to make it to the next weekend. I'll tell you what, I survive the Ascension and maybe you and I can do some sports related ... What?

(Anya has a horrified look on her face.)

• Xander & Anya

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