WILLOW: I thought Xander would be here by now.

BUFFY: Hmm, that'd make him on time. We couldn't have that!

WILLOW: Did he seem upset at all on the bus back from the zoo?

BUFFY: About what?

WILLOW: I dunno. He was quiet.

BUFFY: I didn't notice anything. But then again I'm not as hyperaware of him as, oh, say, for example, you.

WILLOW: Hyperaware?

BUFFY: Well, I'm not constantly monitoring his health, his moods, his blood pressure...

WILLOW: 130 over 80!

BUFFY: You got it bad, girl!

WILLOW: He makes my head go tingly. You know what I mean?

BUFFY: I dimly recall.

WILLOW: But it hasn't happened to you lately?

BUFFY: Not of late.

WILLOW: Not even for a dangerous and mysterious older man whose leather jacket you're wearing right now?

BUFFY: Goes with the shoes!

WILLOW: Come on, Angel pushes your buttons. You know he does.

BUFFY: I suppose some girls might find him good looking... ...if they have eyes, alright, he's a honey, but... it's just he's never around, and when he is, all he wants to do is talk about vampires, and... I, I just can't have a relationship...

WILLOW: (sees Xander) There he is!

BUFFY: Angel?

WILLOW: Xander!

• Buffy & Angel
• Xander & Willow

written by: Matt Kiene & Joe Reinkemeyer; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/06pack.html