CORDELIA: (on the office phone) Of course we can handle this eye thing without you. That's not the point. - Just that maybe we should back you up on this. - Because I don't want you to get hurt. - Of course I do, *but*... Hello? (Hangs up the phone with a sigh.) Okay, Gunn's about to do a really stupid thing.

WESLEY: What did he say?

CORDELIA: Just that in order to find out if the police have been brutalizing and killing people in Anne's neighborhood, he's going to videotape the cops trying to brutalize and kill him.

WESLEY: You can't be serious.

CORDELIA: Nothing says 'Aha, I'm no to you' like being on the receiving end of a vicious police beating.

WESLEY: You couldn't stop him?

CORDELIA: Hello! Gunn, stubborn, synonyms.

WESLEY: That can't be his plan, can it? I mean, it's - really a dumb plan.

CORDELIA: Hey, Gunn graduated with a major in dumb planning from Angel University. He sat at the feet of the master and learned well how to plan dumbly.

WESLEY: We'll just gonna have to let him do this.

CORDELIA: Oh. I'm sure he'll be fine.

WESLEY: He wants our help, he knows where to call us.

CORDELIA: We'll work our gig, Gunn can work his.

WESLEY: Right. Let's get down there and save him from himself.

CORDELIA: It's not like that third eye is really going anywhere.

• Cordelia & Gunn
• Funnies
• Wesley & Gunn

written by: Jim Kouf & Shawn Ryan; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by Sylvia.. Full transcript at:
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