(Buffy breaks and enters a random house)

MAN: (pointing gun) Don?t move! Get out of my house.

BUFFY: Hey.(snatches gun) I thought the place would be empty. I was looking for a place to crash. You know, you really should leave.

MAN: You can?t just kick me out of my own house.

BUFFY: Why not? It?s what all the cool kids are doing nowadays. It?s not your house. It?s not your town. Not anymore.

(the man, creeped out, high tails it)

BUFFY: (calling out to the man after poking in his fridge) Got any Tab?

written by: Rebecca Kirshner; original transcript by Buffy vs Angel. Edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://ww3.buffy-vs-angel.com/buffy_tran_142.shtml