(Wesley is sitting in front of a book open to a woodcut of a demon.)

WESLEY: Honestly, have you ever seen anything lovelier? So - graceful, so full of life. And those eyes... make you feel like you’re the only man in the room.

CORDELIA: Plus, six breasts. Any man is gonna love that.

WESLEY: Fred doesn't have six breasts! Right?

CORDELIA: (RE: Book) Sorialus the Ravager. And, yeah, she's the one from my vision.

WESLEY: Coming to destroy the humans that killed her mate.

CORDELIA: But not for another month or so. I'll file her under 'pending.' - You're gonna ask her out?

WESLEY: The Ravager?

CORDELIA: Fred.

WESLEY: Oh. Yes. But, you know - timing. I'll make my move when I feel the iron is hot.

CORDELIA: Well, get it done, Johnny Reb. So I can hear about something else, and you can do something else besides feeling your hot iron.

WESLEY: Am I very boring on the subject?

CORDELIA: You know, there was a time when you thought I was the loveliest thing in the world.

WESLEY: Well, I... You're an extraordinary woman. I...

CORDELIA: At ease, soldier. Just like to hear it every now and then. I was the ditziest bitch in Sunnydale, could have had any man I wanted. Now I'm all superhero-y and the best action I can get is an invisible ghost who's good with the Loohfah.

(Suddenly realizes that was a bit TMI. Wes gets the hint)

WESLEY: I'm sorry. I missed that last part.

CORDELIA: You *are* a gentleman.

ANGEL: Who's doing what with the Loofah?

WESLEY: Not Loofah, Looh-fah. Nooctm... Skumth. It's a demon.

• Cordelia & Wesley
• Funnies
• Wesley & Fred

written by: Joss Whedon; I typed these up myself this afternoon (2/8/02) since I couldn't find a transcript. Spell checked the next day.... Full transcript at: