ANGEL: Your dad's gonna be fine. He's in good hands. Or claws, as the case may be. They're good doctors.

CONNOR: What were those things that attacked us?

ANGEL: Some kind of demon. I'm looking into it.

CONNOR: Is that what I am? Some kind of demon?

ANGEL: (considers) No.

CONNOR: Then...what am I?

ANGEL: Best we can tell, you're a healthy, well-adjusted kid, with, uh... enhanced abilities.

CONNOR: And you're a vampire. So...demons, vampires, doctors with claws... and I'm some sort of super-hero. (shrugs) OK.

ANGEL: (laughs) You're taking this pretty well.

CONNOR: What am I supposed to do, complain? I just don't know how I'm gonna explain it to my parents. You got family?

ANGEL: No.

CONNOR: Right. Vampire. So, what are you, like 500 years old?

ANGEL: No, I'm about-- Do I look 500?

CONNOR: Do you spend all your time making out with other vampires, like in Anne Rice novels?

ANGEL: No. Uh--I used to, but...

CONNOR: You have a girlfriend at least?

ANGEL: Can't afford to.

CONNOR: Must be lonely.

ANGEL: I keep busy.

CONNOR: Right. So you guys, like, fight crime and save the world here, that sort of stuff?

ANGEL: Well, that's the idea.

CONNOR: Wow. Is everyone here a superhero? This place must be insane.

ANGEL: It's mostly paralegals and secretaries. Pretty boring, really.

(As they walk down the hall together, Angel and Connor have to stop as Spike is thrown through the training room doors. His clipboard is thrown after him.

SPIKE: (fyelling) You filthy harlot! I'm gonna tear your neck out!

(charges back into the training room intently)

ANGEL: (sighs) You wanna meet some of my co-workers?

CONNOR: OK.

• Angel & Connor
• Funnies

written by: Drew Goddard; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x18_tran.php