GILES: (whispers) Look what you've done, you lunatic woman!

ANYA: (whispers) Don't blame me, you snobby, snotty, thinks he's so great kind of jerk ... and I feel compelled to take some vengeance on you. (brains him with a book)

GILES: (still whispering) Ow!! God, no wonder I'm leaving you!

ANYA: What?!

GILES: Look! One-way ticket to London, and out of this engagement!

ANYA: (upset) Of all the nerve! (throws her ring at him) Now look at what you've done! That thing is gonna eat my ring.

(...later...)

GILES: (whispers) Fatas ... venga ... mata ... waray! Oh ... that's better.

ANYA: (finding her ring) Oh, thank goodness.

GILES: I'm so sorry, dear.

ANYA: No. Rupy, I'm sorry. You were right. That was the wrong book.

GILES: Oh ... um ... Yes, it was. But I'm, I'm still sorry.

ANYA: Don't leave me.

GILES: Oh, Anya.

(they kiss)

• Giles & Anya

written by: Rebecca Kirshner; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). action descriptions shortened by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/108tabularasa.html