(the park below Glory's apartment)

BUFFY: Glory's key-sniffing snake was about here when I killed it. It was headed back to her.

WILLOW: Do you think she lives around here?

XANDER: It's not a lot to go on.

(meanwhile, Giles is examining the Buffybot)

GILES: It's quite extraordinary, really.

BUFFYBOT: Thank you! But I really think we should be listening to the other Buffy, Giles (with a hard G). She's very smart and she's gonna help us save Spike.

GILES: "Giles"! Spike didn't even bother to program my name properly.

BUFFY: Listen Skirt Girl, we are not going to *save* him. We're going to *kill* him. He knows who the Key is and there's no way he's not telling.

BUFFYBOT: You're right. He's evil. But... you should see him naked! I mean really!

(Buffy makes a face.)

BUFFY: Okay, guys, split up and spread out. Check the priciest-looking places first. Xander, you come with me. Willow, Anya, stick together, and Guy-les ... Giles- (Giles looks annoyed) you can watch ... it.

(Giles sighs, turns back to the bot. She gives him a huge grin.)

• Buffy & Spike
• BuffyBot
• Funnies

written by: Jane Espenson; Haven't found a transcript yet, so am just typing up my favorite exchanges as time allows.... Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/96intervention.html