(Andrew narrates over old Faith scene montage)

ANDREW: Faith. Her name alone invokes awe. Faith. A set of principles or beliefs on which you are willing to devote your life. The dark slayer. A lethal combination of beauty, power, and death. For years and years?or to be more accurate?months, Faith fought on the side of good, terrorizing the evil community. But like so many tragic heroes, Faith was seduced by the lure of the dark side. She wrapped evil around her like a large, evil Mexican serape. She became a cold-blooded killer. Nobody was immune to her trail of destruction. Not friends, not family... Not even the most pacifist and logical of races.

(we see Faith fighting a Star Trek Vulcan)

AMANDA: What the hell are you talking about? I thought Faith killed a volcanologist.

ANDREW: Silly, silly Amanda. Why would Faith kill a person who studies Vulcans?

AMANDA: He studied volcanoes. He was a professor.

ANDREW: Ah, yes. Well, regardless...

MOLLY: I thought you weren't supposed to be doing this anymore?making up stories.

ANDREW: I'm not. This is true. Except for that...possible...word misunderstanding. They're the things you need to know about. Faith...has a history not to be taken lightly. She's a killer. Never forget that. You must stay on guard around Faith at all times. Your very lives may depend on it.

CHAO-AHN: (speaking Chinese) SUBTITLE: There is a girl in the backyard doing gymnastics.

(Andrew nods knowingly.)

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written by: Drew Goddard; originally transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/140_tran.php