(lawn outside a building site. We see the dean on a podium making a speech.)

Dean Guerrero: Of all the duties of a dean, one of the most pleasant is to see a colleague realize a dream. Ladies, gentlemen, students, I present to you professor Gerhardt of the anthropology department.

(Prof Gerhardt replaces the dean at the podium.)

Gerhardt: When I first realized we were outgrowing our current cultural center, I was concerned. Then I realized It was like seeing one's child grow up and move on to better things. In this case, a spacious new facility to be built on this site...

(Cut to where Buffy, Willow and Anya are standing together. Xander is at the site as a construciton worker.)

ANYA: Look at him. Have you ever seen anything so masculine?

BUFFY: You mean Guerrero or his wife?

WILLOW: I think she means...

(she gestures towards Xander who's waiting to begin digging at the ground breaking)

BUFFY: Oh. Very manly. Not at all village people. So much sexier than the outfit from his last job.

WILLOW: Oh, I miss the free hot dogs on sticks.

ANYA: I'm imagining having sex with him right now.

• Funnies
• Xander & Anya

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