ANGEL: What happened?

SPIKE: (eagerly) I can explain. Apparently, when Percy here was younger, he used to be known as head boy.

ANGEL: Yeah. I already knew that.

SPIKE: Right. I have nothing else to report. (walks away)

WESLEY: (sighs) I accidentally tripped the cyborg's self-destruct mechanism.

FRED: Anyone could have made the mistake. Wesley was just trying to interpret some symbols for us.

WESLEY: Luckily, my father was there to correct my error.

ANGEL: Right. Your father. Where is he, anyway?

FRED: Well, Lorne's keeping him entertained.

(Cut to Wyndam-Price Senior, bored out of his mind, listening to Lorne)

LORNE: So I am covered in cherries. The police are just pounding on the door, and Judi Dench starts screaming, oh, that's way too much to pay for a pair of pants! Ha ha ha!

(cut back to Fred)

FRED: Come to think of it, that's probably not the best idea. I'll go rescue him. (exits)

SPIKE: I'm finished here, too. If you want, I can have someone type up the report about head boy.

ANGEL: Get out.

SPIKE: Suit yourself. (exits)

WESLEY: It was a stupid mistake.

ANGEL: Yeah, well, your father's visit just rattled you.

WESLEY: I find it hard to think straight when he's around.

ANGEL: Fathers and sons. That can be torture sometimes. Look, you should see this. Came from your department. Reports of assassins that sound a lot like our cyborg.

(gives Wesley a report)

WESLEY: Hmm. Group of them took out a demon cabal in Jakarta. Another group destroyed the Tanmar Death Chamber. Sounds like they're doing our work for us.

ANGEL: These are good guys?

WESLEY: I don't know. I should reference this with the markings we found, find some clues as to their origin.

ANGEL: Get on it. If these guys are on our side, then somebody should tell them before they start trying to kill us again.

• Angel & Wesley
• Funnies

written by: Drew Goddard; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x07_tran.php