DOYLE: Here's another one. Piasca. It's a flesh-eating Indian demon that enters victims through the mouth and eviscerates from within. You're going to put that one down?

CORDELIA: Yeah. Ugh, demons. Is there anything more disgusting?

DOYLE: You think so?

CORDELIA: Come on. Okay, look at this one. This demon wears a wreath of intestines around its head. I mean honestly, what kind of a statement is this thing trying to make with that?

DOYLE: Yeah, you know, I mean, it really depends, doesn't it? I mean some demons could actually be nice, given the opportunity. I think, you'd have to get to know them, yeah?

CORDELIA: I've met a lot of demons, and slime aside, not a whole lot going on there.

(...)

(Doyle and Cordelia walk into her apartment carrying a stack of old books. The place is a mess.)

DOYLE: Wow, this is...place is...I thought girls are supposed to like pretty things.

CORDELIA: Uh. Don't start okay? Angel told us to meet here, so we're meeting here. That doesn't mean that you can...

(Doyle picks up a bra and holds it up to his chest.)

CORDELIA: That is so high school! Cordelia wears bras. Oh, she has girlie parts!

DOYLE: Take it easy. You're being a tad defensive here. I think it's refreshing seeing a woman living like this. You know, it means you're not so up-tight. Means you live for the moment.

(He steps into a dirty cereal bowl sitting on the floor as a knock sounds.)

DOYLE: You're disgusting.

• Cordelia & Doyle
• Funnies

written by: David Fury; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited, formatted and checked by M'lyn.. Full transcript at:
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