(Night. Willow & Buffy are walking.)

WILLOW: So you had trouble getting past Kathy?

BUFFY: Yep. She made big with the questions.

WILLOW: And you thought your days of sneaking out of your room were over.

BUFFY: No such luck. Kathy's nice and all, but she's... she's sort of... I don't know, like, 'mini-mom of Momdonia.' Wait. Did you just hear something?

WILLOW: I'm chewing my gum kinda loud.

BUFFY: That's not it.

WILLOW: My sneakers are squeaky.

BUFFY: I'm looking for something lurky here, Will.

WILLOW: Oh. Sorry, no.

BUFFY: Darn, I could use a little play tonight. Listening to the best of VH-1 all day sort of put me on edge.

WILLOW: Oh, Kathy's still spinnin' the divas?

BUFFY: "'Cause it's the fun-est!" Well, no big. College is a time of change, right? I bet, before too long, she'll be trip-hoppin' all over the place.

WILLOW: Yeah! I mean, this whole dorm thing is just an adjustment we need to make. You know? I mean, my roomie is kind of challenging too.

BUFFY: And what are we if not women up to a challenge?

WILLOW: Exactly! I mean, did we not put the 'grr' in girl? Well, here's where I get off.

BUFFY: Say 'hey' to Oz for me.

WILLOW: Happy hunting.

BUFFY: Wish me monsters.

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: Diov Llun . Full transcript at:
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