ANGEL: Let me handle this.

SPIKE: Bet you'd like to.

(Door opens, revealing a deshevelled Andrew)

ANDREW: Spike! O mio dio!

(he hugs Spike tightly)

ANDREW: E come un sogno incantevole. What are you doing here?

ANGEL: About to ask you the same question, Andrew.

ANDREW: Buffy and Dawn are letting me crash. My casa was incinerated when that thing happened.

SPIKE: What thing?

ANDREW: Cultural misunderstanding. Let us speak of more pleasant times. Entrate pure. I part my threshold.

(Angel and Spike just stare)

ANDREW: I mean, my apartment. Obviously. So, um, I had plans later this evening, but I can change them if you guys wanna hang. Uh, I could show you Rome at night, a city of contrasts. Anywhere you want to go, anything you want to see.

ANGEL & SPIKE: (simultaneously) Buffy.

ANDREW: Right, because you two both... Yeah. She's not here.

ANGEL: Where'd she go?

ANGEL: To meet The Immortal.

SPIKE: By herself?

ANDREW: I told you I had plans.

ANGEL: When did she leave?

ANDREW: Just missed her.

SPIKE: Then we're not too late.

ANGEL: Of course, it could be worse.

ANDREW: You're telling me. Most nights they never leave the house, just curl up on the couch and snuggle.

ANGEL: There's snuggling?

ANDREW: For starters. Wait. Uh, you didn't know they were...together?

SPIKE: It's worse.

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written by: Steven S. DeKnight & Drew Goddard; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x20_tran.php