BUFFY: Okay, Giles, just remember, 'I feel a thing, you feel a thing...' But personalize it.

GILES: Personalize it?

BUFFY: She's a technopagan, right? Ask her to bless your laptop. (starts to leave) Have fun.

GILES: What? Oh! Don't...

XANDER: Best of luck. (follows the girls)

GILES: ...leave?

JENNY: (walks by) Good morning, Rupert. (continues without stopping)

GILES: Uh, Ms. Calendar?

JENNY: Oh, no, please call me Jenny. Ms. Calendar's my father.

GILES: (follows) Jenny, then. You know, uh, Jenny, um...

JENNY: Hmm?

GILES: Would it a-appear indecorous... Uh, no, not in-in-indecorous, um...

JENNY: Yeah...?

GILES: Well, um... Wha... Ah, ah, um...

JENNY: Rupert, look, I've gotta get inside and set up the lab.

GILES: What, what I'm proposing is...

The bell rings.

JENNY: Ah! I gotta go! Sorry! (goes into her room)

GILES: (to himself) You idiot!

JENNY: (sticks her head back out) Hey! Listen, if it's important, why don't you just tell me at the game?

GILES: Game? Oh, uh, you're going to the football game?

JENNY: Yeah, you seem surprised.

GILES: No! No, I-I-I-I-I-I just assumed that you, you, you spent your evenings downloading incantations and, and, and casting bones.

JENNY: On game night? Are you nuts? You're going, too, right?

GILES: Oh, of course. Always, always do.

JENNY: So, we should just go together! Look, I could pick you up after school, and we'll grab a bite to eat on the way if you like. How do you feel about Mexican? (Giles nods.) Good! Okay! And whatever it is you wanna tell me, you can just tell me then. Okay?

GILES: Okay! Tonight, then. (to himself) That went well. I think.

• Giles & Jenny

written by: Ty King; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/14assembly.html