SNYDER: That's enough of that. (to Willow, sitting in Oz's lap) And you! Are we having a chair shortage?

WILLOW: I didn't read anything about... Oh. (slides off of Oz's lap and into her chair) I get it.

SNYDER: These public displays of affection are not acceptable in my school. This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom.

BUFFY: Yeah! Where they teach lunch.

SNYDER: (glares at her) Just give me a reason to kick you out, Summers. Just give me a reason. (walks off)

CORDELIA: How about because you're a tiny, impotent Nazi with a bug up his butt the size of an emu?

BUFFY: Sums it up.

CORDELIA: Don't you think?

• Snyder vs Everyone

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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