(Jazz music plays and old-timey cars drive through the street. Angelus and Faith find themselves outside the Blue Mood Lounge. )

FAITH: Trippy.

ANGELUS: Early 20's by the cars. What is this—Chicago? (sees Angel standing on the other side of the street) Oh, no. I remember this. I remember this place. I gotta get out of here.

FAITH: Why? You freaking out?

ANGELUS: It's coming. Again.

FAITH: What's coming?

ANGELUS: I can't do it again. I won't!

(Angel runs into the street right in front of a car.)

FAITH: Angel, get out of the road!

(Angel makes it clear, carrying a tiny fluffy puppy)

ANGELUS: (throwing a fit) Doh!

FAITH: (giggling) Dude, you just rescued a puppy.

WOMAN: Oh, my stars! You saved her, Mister.

ANGELUS: I'm in hell. This is hell, and I'm in it.

WOMAN: (stroking the puppy) Oh, gee, big fella. How can I thank you?

ANGELUS: We haven't fed on a human in decades. She's begging for it, you moron!

ANGEL: Get lost.

WOMAN : Beg pardon?

ANGEL: Take a hike, Betty. Scram.

WOMAN: (frowns) Well, pound snow, you mook! (storms back into the club)

FAITH: (amused) We're reliving Angel's good deeds —- you *are* in hell! Wicked!

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written by: Mere Smith; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
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