WILLOW: I just don't see why he couldn't end up with Esmerelda. They could have the wedding right there. Beneath the very bell-tower where he labored thanklessly for all those years.

TARA: No, see, it can't, it can't end like that, 'cause all of Quasimodo's actions were selfishly motivated. He had no moral compass, no understanding of right. Everything he did, he did out of love for a woman who would never be able to love him back. Also, you can tell it's not gonna have a happy ending when the main guy's all bumpy.

WILLOW: What did you think, Buffy?

BUFFY: The test isn't till tomorrow, right? (shrugs) I don't have an opinion till then.

WILLOW: But, you read it, right?

BUFFY: Kinda not. I rented the movie.

TARA: Oh, with, um, with Charles Laughton?

BUFFY: I don't know. Was he one of the singing gargoyles?

WILLOW: Oh boy.

BUFFY: What, I, I'm kidding!

(she notices a guy reading a newspaper)

BUFFY: You're done with this?

(she grabs the paper from him)

GUY: Yeah, hi, uh, kind of reading that?

(Buffy ignores him, taking the paper over to Willow and Tara, staring at the front page. )

BUFFY: Six found murdered on train at Sunnydale Station.

TARA: Glory?

BUFFY: (shakes her head) Unconfirmed reports of severe trauma to the throats of one or more of the victims. Survey says ... vampire.

• Buffy & Spike

written by: David Fury; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
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