XANDER: Okay, so, crosses, garlic, stake through the heart.

BUFFY: That'll get it done.

XANDER: Cool! Of course, I don't actually have any of those things.

BUFFY: (hands him a cross) Good thinking.

XANDER: Well, the part of my brain that would tell me to bring that stuff is still busy telling me not to come down here. I have this, though. (turns on a flashlight)

BUFFY: Turn that off!

XANDER: Okay! Okay! So, what else?

BUFFY: What else what?

XANDER: For vampire slayage.

BUFFY: Oh, fire, beheading, sunlight, holy water, the usual.

XANDER: You've done some beheading in your time?

BUFFY: Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife... You're not loving this story.

XANDER: No, actually, I find it oddly comforting.

• Vampire Lore

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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