XANDER: This is a question that no one particularly wants to hear, but... where did they put his head?

WILLOW: Good point. I *didn't* wanna hear that.

BUFFY: Angel! He warned me that something was coming.

GILES: Yes. Yes he did, didn't he? I wish I knew what he meant. I've been trying to gather more information about the Master, our, uh, local vampire king. There was one oblique reference to a, a, a vampire who displeased the Master and cut his hand off in penance.

BUFFY: Cut off his hand and replaced it with a fork?

GILES: I don't know what he replaced it with.

XANDER: So, why would he come after a teacher?

GILES: I'm not certain he did. There was an incident two nights ago......uh, involving a homeless person in Weatherly Park. He was practically shredded, but, uh, nothing like Dr. Gregory.

BUFFY: Fork Guy doesn't do heads.

GILES: Not historically.

BUFFY: And Dr. Gregory's blood wasn't drained.

XANDER: So there's something else out there? Besides Silverwareman? Oh, this is fun, we're on Monster Island.

BUFFY: We're on a Hellmouth. It's a center of mystical convergence. Guess it's the same thing.

GILES: Well, unpleasant things do gravitate here, it's true, but, uh, we don't know there's anything besides this chap. He's still our likely suspect.

BUFFY: Where was that guy killed? Weatherly Park?

GILES: Buffy. I know you're upset, but, uh, this is no time to go hunting, not until we know more. Please promise me you won't do anything rash?

BUFFY: Cross my heart.

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/04pet.html