XANDER: Buffy, banned from campus, but not from our hearts, how are you and what's for lunch?

BUFFY: Oh, I just threw a few things together.

CORDELIA: (impressed) When did you become Martha Stewart?

BUFFY: First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto.

XANDER: I don't believe she slays, either.

OZ: Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn't like to.

BUFFY: Second of all, way too much free time on my hands since I got kicked out of school.

WILLOW: Oh, I know they'll let you back in.

XANDER: Don't you and your mom have a meeting with Principal Snyder?

BUFFY: We're seeing Snyde-Man tomorrow.

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/37faithhopetrick.html