XANDER: Okay, and on that happy note, I've got a treat for tomorrow nights second annual Halloween screening. People - prepare to have your spines tingled, your gooses bumped by the terrifying (Pulls out a video and reads the title) Fantasia. Fantasia?

OZ: Maybe it's because of all the - horrific things we've seen, but hippos wearing tutus just don't unnerve me the way they used to.

XANDER: Phantasm. It was supposed to be ?Phantasm. Stupid video store!

WILLOW: I thought we were doing the alph delt thing.

XANDER: What thing?

BUFFY: The scary house? Sounds kinda lame.

OZ: It actually borders on fun. You have to go through the scary house maze to get to the party. Which is usually worth getting to. Those guys go all out.

WILLOW: As witnessed last Friday.

OZ: Very true.

XANDER: There is a party?

WILLOW: We didn't tell you?

XANDER: No, it's cool. You guys got your little college thing. I'm fine. I mean, I got better things to do than tag along to some Fraternity.

WILLOW: You can come.

XANDER: Okay. But only because I lied about having better things to do.

OZ: A blast will be had by all.

written by: David Fury; . Full transcript at:
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