(Cordy takes down a box of papers from a shelf. Wesley knees on the floor of their new office looking through more papers. There are papers strewn everywhere.)

WESLEY: When they went out of business they just left these here?

CORDELIA: Yup. Also the desk. We'll share.

WESLEY: And when we go out of business we can just leave our stuff for the next guy.

CORDELIA: Hey, hey, negative energy boy, with all of our money pooled together we can stay here a long time.

WESLEY: Hmm. 20 minutes.

CORDELIA: At least.

WESLEY: Angel Investigations without the angel. You think we can do it?

CORDELIA: Well, we better. I mean, what else can we do? And I still have the visions. That'll keep us busy sometimes.

WESLEY: We're gonna need a lot more than that. A steady, outside clientele.

CORDELIA: It'll happen. This is our future, you know? And, personally, I think it's pretty bright. Ow! (Hits her head on a planter hanging from the ceiling) Dead plant! *Not* symbolizing our future. Really!

GUNN: Okay, everyone parked within ten blocks has a flyer on their windshield. We just slightly irritated almost a hundred people. (Wrinkles his nose) Does it smell funky in here to you?

CORDELIA: It'll air out. And good job with the flyers. Now we can just sit back and let the calls roll in.

GUNN: (trying the phone) They better roll in through a bull horn. We've got no dial tone.

CORDELIA: What?

WESLEY: Perhaps it's the wires. (crawls under the desk)

CORDELIA: They said it would be on by now!

GUNN: One desk? We're sharing?

WESLEY: (from under the desk) Aha! Things are looking up. I think I found the right wire. Ah! (All the lights go out.)

GUNN: I'm so glad I met you guys. It's entertaining. Really.

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