ANDREW: It's morning in Sunnydale?

RONA: Who the hell's got the low-fat milk?

ANDREW: It's morning in Sunnydale, and the women of command central take the time to fortify themselves for the day ahead.

XANDER: Hey!

ANDREW: Women and Xander. Hey, I'm gonna do your special intro later. "The man who is the heart of the slayer machine."

XANDER: (flattered) Yeah? The heart?

ANDREW: Things are tense in command central this morning. Buffy is clearly concerned with some unknown danger, and the air is filled with foreboding.

DAWN: Oh, um, we're out of Raisin Bran.

ANYA: I'll put it on the list.

ANDREW: That's probably not the unknown danger.

SPIKE: Look at this place. Damn girls' dorm is what it is. (lights up a cigarette)

DAWN: That's nice. Second-hand stinkiness.

ANDREW: Full house. I think it's a good time to do some introductions, don't you, gentle viewers?

AMANDA: I'm Amanda, and I grew up right here?

ANDREW: Not you, sweetheart. Let's start from the top.

ANDREW: (idealized glamour view, with wind and vaseline-lense) You've already met Buffy. She's beautiful, with a lion's heart and? and the face of an Angel. She's never afraid 'cause she knows her side will always win. Buffy and Spike have some kind of history?you can feel the heat between them. Although, technically, as a vampire, he's room temperature. Anya, a feisty waif with a firey temper and a vulnerable heart that she hides, even from herself. This lovely girl?I don't remember her name?

BUFFY: Oh, for God's sake. Is he doing that again? Can't we make him stop?

RONA: I don't know, if we save the world, it will be kind of nice to have a record of it.

AMANDA: If we don't save the world, then... nothing matters.

KENNEDY: That's catchy, Amanda. Let's make that our slogan.

XANDER: Yeah, it is kinda strange, how you keep saving the world, and there's not any proof.

ANYA: Yeah, you know, for future generations.

WILLOW: And it does help the girls with training?you know, viewing the tapes.

BUFFY: Come on. No one else thinks this is idiotic?

XANDER: Or is it important? I mean, Buff, I don't get why this is bothering you so much.

BUFFY: Because it's a waste of time. Come on, someone has to agree with me. Spike?

SPIKE: Long as you're not pointing that thing at me, seems like a fine way to keep the boy busy.

• Spike & Andrew

written by: Jane Espenson; originally transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/138_tran.php