MAYOR: I appreciate you coming. I realize it is early... for you... but I think you'll agree that this matter is urgent, also... delicate.

TRICK: I'm a very delicate person.

MAYOR: So you feel you can handle this?

TRICK: It's a little out of my element, but I can get you what you need. I know a beast who knows a guy.

MAYOR: Are you sure that subcontracting is the way to go here?

TRICK: Well, this guy's worked your town before, and if he lives up to his rep, this place'll be in flames.

MAYOR: I've made certain deals to get where I am today. This demon requires his tribute. You see, that's what separates me from other politicians, Mr. Trick. I *keep* my campaign promises. Where'd I put that Scotch?

• Buffy vs the Mayor

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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