CORDELIA: I don't understand why I... why I have to follow Brett and his stupid band.

GILES: Because we have to clear their equipment before the finale. I told you.

CORDELIA: But the mood! It'll be all wrong! My song is about dignity and human feelings and personal... hygiene or something. Anyway, it's sappy, and no one is gonna be feeling sappy after all that Rock and Roll.

(Giles gives Cordelia a look like something's wrong.)

CORDELIA: Uhhh, what?

GILES: Oh! I'm sorry. Um, your hair, uh...

CORDELIA: There's something wrong with my hair? (Giles continues to stare.) Ohmigod! (quickly leaves)

GILES: (to himself) Xander was right. It worked like a charm.

• Cordelia's unique world views
• Funnies

written by: Dean Batali & Rob Des Hotel; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/09puppet.html