XANDER: Just like that? He actually told you to alter his grade?

WILLOW: Exactly. Except for actually telling me to. But he made it perfectly clear of what he wasn't telling me.

XANDER: That is wrong, a big, fat, spanking wrong. It's a slap in the face to every one of us who studied hard and worked long hours to *earn* our D's.

CORDELIA: Xander, I know you take pride in being the voice of the common wuss, but the truth is, certain people are entitled to special privileges. They're called winners. That's the way the world works.

XANDER: And what about that nutty 'all men are created equal' thing?

CORDELIA: Propaganda spouted out by the ugly and less deserving.

XANDER: I think that was Lincoln.

CORDELIA: Disgusting mole and stupid hat.

WILLOW: Actually, it was Jefferson.

CORDELIA: Kept slaves. Remember?

XANDER: You know what really grates my cheese? That Buffy's not here to share my moral outrage about swim team perks. She's too busy being one of them.

• Cordelia's unique world views

written by: David Fury & Elin Hampton; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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