CORDELIA: Xander! Help me!

XANDER: Come inside!

WILLOW: Cordelia!

CORDELIA: Wait a... What's going on?

WILLOW: Okay, your name is Cordelia, you're not a cat, you're in high school, and we're your friends. Well, sort of.

CORDELIA: That's nice, Willow. And you went mental when?

WILLOW: You know us?

CORDELIA: Yeah. Lucky me. What's with the name game?

WILLOW: A lot's going on.

CORDELIA: No kidding. I was just attacked by Jo-Jo, the Dog-Faced Boy. Look at my costume! Do you really think that Partytown's gonna give me my deposit back? Not on the likely.

XANDER: (putting his shirt around her shoulders) Here.

CORDELIA: Thanks.

WILLOW: Okay. You guys stay here while I get some help. If something tries to get in, just fight it off.

BUFFY: Well, i-it's not our place to fight. Uh, surely some men will protect us.

CORDELIA: What's that riff?

WILLOW: I-it's like amnesia, okay? They don't know who they are. Just sit tight.

CORDELIA: Who died and made her the boss?

written by: Carl Ellsworth; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/18halloween.html