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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Lorne-in-the-bucket, rescued by Groo from There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb (Season 2) | Next Clip in Episode |
(Cordy, dressed in the servant's dress and carrying a bucket sneaks into the mutilation chamber.)
CORDELIA: It's pretty dark in here. - Let me just get used to it. (Spots a table heaped with body parts.) Oh, yuck!
(She drops the bucket.)
LORNE: Ouch! Hey!
CORDELIA: Sorry. Sorry.
(Reaching down into the bucket, Cordy pulls out Lorne's head and holds it up.)
CORDELIA: These people are crazy! - Anything look familiar?
LORNE: Get me closer. Oh, god. Oh no!
CORDELIA: What? - Boy, that looks like your suit.
LORNE: It *is* my suit! You think they have French Viscose in this hellhole? (Moans) - Why am I still alive? Once they chop me up it's over! I'm looking at pieces of
myself! Oh, it's over! (Sobs) Wait a second. Since when do I have five toes?
CORDELIA: Shh! Somebody's coming. Do you mind if I hit him over the head with you?
LORNE: Yes!
GROO: (Entering) Your Highness?
CORDELIA: Groo, it's you!
GROO: I have done something terrible. I have betrayed my vows. But he was your friend. I could not stand to see you suffer.
CORDELIA: What terrible thing?
GROO: I stole his body and put his strange garments on these parts - to fool them.
CORDELIA: You did all this for me? - That's not terrible, that's wonderful!
(Throws her arms around Groo and hugs him tight, smashing Lorne's head against Groo's back.)
LORNE: Ouff! - Feels like somebody works out. Hi. And thank you from the bottom of my neck on down. - So, ah, where's the rest of me?
GROO: I had your body smuggled to your mother's farm. Your cousin Landok
shall meet us at the eastern watchtower. He will transport you home.
CORDELIA: This is great! The man's an honest to god hero!
(Cordy gives Groo another hug, banging Lorne's head against a pillar as she
throws her arms around him.)
LORNE: Ouch! - Watch the head!
written by: David Greenwalt; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by Sylvia.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season2/transcripts/44_tran.shtml