BUFFY: So, you like to party with the students. Isn't that kinda skanky?

GILES: Oh, right, this is me having fun. Watching... clown hair prance about is hardly my idea of a party. I'd much rather be at home with a cup of Bovril and a good book.

BUFFY: You need a personality, stat!

GILES: This is a perfect breeding ground for vampire activity. It's dark, it's crowded... Besides, I knew you were likely to show up, and I have to make you understand...

BUFFY: ...that the Harvest is coming. I know, your friend told me.

GILES: What did you say?

BUFFY: The Harvest. That mean something to you? 'Cause I'm drawing a blank.

GILES: I'm not sure. Uh... W-who told you this?

BUFFY: This... guy. Dark, gorgeous in an annoying sort of way. I figured you two were buds.

GILES: No. The Harvest. Did he say anything else?

BUFFY: Something about the Mouth of Hell. I *really* didn't like him!

GILES: Look at them, throwing themselves about, completely unaware of the danger that surrounds them.

BUFFY: Lucky them.

GILES: Or perhaps you're right. Perhaps there is no trouble coming, the signs could be wrong. It's not as though you've been having the nightmares.

• Buffy & Angel
• Buffy & Giles

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/01welcome.html