ANYA: Okay. See, this is why demons are better than people.

WILLOW: Interesting turn.

ANYA: When I was a vengeance demon, I caused pain and mayhem, certainly. But I put in a full day's work doing it, and I got compensated appropriately.

XANDER: Welcome to today's episode of 'Go Money Go!' I hear it daily.

WILLOW: Yep, for the rest of your life.

(this hits Xander hard)

ANYA: But supervillains ... want reward without labor, to make things come easy. (lecturing) It's wrong. Without labor there can be no payment, and vice versa. The country cannot progress. The workers are the tools that shape America.

BUFFY: Good to know. (reveal Buffy in ridiculous fast-food uniform) I was kinda feelin' like a tool. And now I know why.

• Anya's Demon heritage
• Xander & Anya

written by: Jane Espenson; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/112doublemeatpalace.html