Gunn to Wes: My plan to remove the evil warlock? We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. from Soul Purpose (Season 5) | Next Clip in Episode |
(Wes & Gunn walk towards Harmony's desk, argueing)
WESLEY: I say we make a pre-emptive strike. Remove him before he and his followers go underground.
GUNN: Assassination?
WESLEY: We're talking about an evil warlock here. The longer we wait, the more powerful he becomes.
GUNN: I don't plan on waiting.
WESLEY: Really? What is your plan?
GUNN: We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass.
HARMONY: (rolls her eyes) It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can.
GUNN: Is he in?
HARMONY: Is who in?
(Wesley and Gunn both roll their eyes, then walk toward Angel's office.)
WESLEY: What you're proposing could take weeks. We can't afford the delay.
GUNN: 48 hours, maximum. There are at least 2 initiates to his inner circle who'd jump at the chance to overthrow him.
WESLEY: You're overlooking the tactical merits of my assassination scenario.
ANGEL: Guys—
GUNN: Hey, in my plan, he still wakes up dead by Thursday.
ANGEL: Guys! C.E.O., right here, in the dark.
WESLEY: Sorry, Angel. Lucien Drake. He's a warlock.
GUNN: An evil warlock and a cult leader. Got over a thousand followers. We're pretty sure they sold most of their children down the Hades river in return for some serious demonic mojo.
WESLEY: One more religious fringe group stockpiling weapons, but in this case, the weapons are black magicks of the most dangerous variety.
ANGEL: And you want Wolfram & Hart to stop them.
GUNN: Not so much stopping as... (looks at Wes)
WESLEY: (looks at Gunn) ...as redirecting their energies.
GUNN: See, a cult this big has alliances, connections. If we confront them directly, it could be very bad for business.
WESLEY: But if we eliminate their leader covertly...
GUNN: ...then they spend the next billing cycle fighting among themselves to hack out the new pecking order.
ANGEL: Uh-huh... So are we doing this because it's right... or because it's cost-effective?
GUNN: Uh, well, a little of both actually.
WESLEY: Yes, oddly, once again we find ourselves in a bit of a gray—
ANGEL: Don't...
WESLEY: —area.
ANGEL: ...say that! Can we just get through one damn day without saying that? OK. Explain it to me again.
(...)
GUNN: I know how these people think, Wes!
WESLEY: And I know what we have in our arsenal, Charles!
FRED: (arriving) Guys, I can hear you out in the lobby. The week's lab reports, Angel.
WESLEY: Fred, doesn't the Wolfram & Hart satellite have lethal capability?
FRED: What?
WESLEY: I mean, couldn't we eliminate a target from the air, untraceably?
FRED: Well, we do have an orbital-range microwave cannon up there. Focuses the satellite's communications signals into a pinpoint beam. It can raise the temperature of the targeted area 1,000 degrees in less than 5 seconds. So, yeah, in theory, we could. That is, if we did that sort of thing. (to Angel) Do we do that sort of thing?
WESLEY: It might be the thing to do.
GUNN: Think someone won't notice us firing a sci-fi death ray from outer space?
FRED: Well, actually, the beam reads like cell phone static on most atmospheric scanning equipment.
ANGEL: Let's kill them all.
(Everyone looks at Angel.)
FRED: What?
ANGEL: Warlocks, minions—they're all evil. Sold their kids to the devil. Let's just wipe 'em all out. We got the power to do that, right?
WESLEY: Yes, but, Angel—
ANGEL: (wild eyed) Why don't we? Let's just get back to the basics: Good versus evil. Offing the monsters where we find them.
GUNN: We have to tread light here, Angel. We can't afford to— Are you all right?
ANGEL: (drooping) I'm just...tired. Gunn, get a meeting with your best Judas. Feel him out, but don't tip your hand. Any hint of him carrying word back to Drake, we go with Wes' plan.
FRED: Are you sure you're all right?
GUNN: You don't look so good.
ANGEL: Yeah, I, uh, just... need to get some rest.
FRED: Go. Rest. And maybe sleep in tomorrow.
ANGEL: No, there's too much on our schedule.
WESLEY: There's nothing we can't handle.
GUNN: Yeah, anything earth-shattering comes up, we know where to find you.
written by: Brent Fletcher; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
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