BUFFY: (noticing Cordelia's bear backpack) Nice bear. Listen is your...

CORDELIA: (interrupts) Hey, I'll have you know that my father brought this bear back from Gstaad years ago. Then all of a sudden these trendoids everywhere started sporting them. So I'm totally not wearing it. Then I thought, hey, I'm the one who started this nationwide craze! What am I ashamed of?

BUFFY: Okay, Soliloquy Girl, I just wanted to ask about your egg.

CORDELIA: My egg?

BUFFY: Yeah. Your egg. The one Mr. Whitmore gave you.

CORDELIA: It's in my bear.

BUFFY: So, your egg isn't acting odd or anything?

CORDELIA: It isn't acting anything. It's an egg, Buffy, it doesn't emote. Shanisse! (goes away) Is that your real hair?

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/24badeggs.html