(Puerto Cabazas, Nicaragua, night, a big burly black guy comes into a cantina. He pulls out a piece of paper and hands it to someone waiting for him at the bar.)

GUY: Sorry it took so long. He's a very difficult shaman to find.

DARLA: You can go.

GUY: Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I thought - we'd have a drink - to celebrate.

DARLA: No. Thanks.

GUY: Oh. Don't be so shy, little one. You get to know me, I'm a very nice man. How much can - one little drink hurt, huh?

DARLA: Depends on who's doing the drinking.

GUY: Hmm. I thought you might have a surprise or two in you.

DARLA: Well, you know what they say...

(Darla vamps out and sinks her teeth into the side of the guys neck as he lets out a strangled scream, then drops him to the floor and picks up a slice of lemon and sucks on it.)

DARLA: Life's full of surprises.

(Darla gets up from the bar and we see that's she's hugely pregnant)

• Darla's Pregnancy

written by: David Greenwalt; modified from the shooting script to match telivised version by me. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/a45heartthrob2.html