TARA: Okay, wait, it was under her wig?

WILLOW: Well, it was this thing, it just came out from inside her head.

TARA: That's disgusting. What did it look like?

WILLOW: Well... let's put it this way. If I wasn't gay *before*...

TARA: God, this was after the invisible ray?

WILLOW: Yeah.

TARA: Okay, I'm gone for a couple of months...

WILLOW: Oh, did I tell you about the demon eggs?

TARA: See, now I know you're just trying to make me jealous.

WILLOW: What, no rollicking adventures in the dorm?

TARA: It's not the same. It's not like living in a house full of family or sharing a room with someone you...

WILLOW: Are friends with?

• Willow & Tara

written by: Drew Z. Greenberg; No transcript was available, so I started with the Shooting Script and spent a couple-three hours editing it to match what was said and shown on the broadcast version. Link to a full transcript now available. . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/118entropy.html