(Bronze. Xander grabs some nuts, and bumps up into Spike as her turns)

SPIKE: Hey, watch it. Oh, it's you.

XANDER: Spike, don't let me stop you from not being here.

SPIKE: I was here first, you know.

XANDER: Uh-huh. Go away.

(Xander walks off. Spike grins and follows him. )

SPIKE: Now why would I do that, when it's bugging you so much having me here?

(Xander sits at a round table and begins shelling the peanuts. Spike watches. )

SPIKE: They have chicken wings too. Also a sort of a flower-shaped thing they make from an onion. It's brilliant.

XANDER: Are you talking to me hoping that I'll get so depressed that I'll impale myself on a fork right in front of you?

SPIKE: Lovely thought. If I don't hurt you myself, the chip wouldn't zap me. I could eat you that way. Beat the onion thing all to hell.

• Spike's defanging
• Xander & Spike

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/89triangle.html